VINCENT CRABBE

"I’m not killing him, am I? But if I can, I will ..."

GINNY WEASLEY

"He's covered in blood again. Why is it he's always covered in blood?"

PROFESSOR MCGONAGALL

"I doubt it will make much of a difference,unless a mad axe-man is waiting outside the doors to slaughter the first into the entrance hall."

PROFESSOR QUIRRELL

"... who would suspect p-p-poor, st-st-stuttering Professor Quirrell?"

NEVILLE LONGBOTTOM

"... everyone knows I'm almost a Squib."

DRACO MALFOY

"Longbottom, if brains were gold, you'd be poorer than Weasley, and that's saying something."

LAVENDER BROWN

"I guess you want to make up with him now that he's suddenly

all interesting!"

SEVEROUS SNAPE

"Well, well, Lupin. Out for a little walk...
in the moonlight are we?"

DEAN THOMAS

"I still can't work out how you two got the best-looking girls in the year."

JUSTIN FINCH-FLETCHLEY

"What are you playing at?"

CHO CHANG

"What are Nargles?"

SEAMUS FINNIGAN

"The old codger can see out the back of his head."

Preview: RON WEASLEY

"If you're not in Gryffindor we'll disinherit you, but no pressure."